The TNP Gameside Advocate of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pharaoh Bluebell II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.63 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Comfedian economy, worth 273 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,652 Golden Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, the might of the entire Comfedian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.

Comfed is ranked 13,041^st in the world and 725^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,561.86 Tourists Per Hour.