by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,191st
The TNP Gameside Advocate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom is Slavery
Pharaoh Bluebell II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.63 billion

LeaderPharaoh Bluebell II

CurrencyGolden Biscuit
Animalmantis shrimp

The TNP Gameside Advocate of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pharaoh Bluebell II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.63 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Comfedian economy, worth 273 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,652 Golden Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, the might of the entire Comfedian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.

Comfed is ranked 13,041st in the world and 725th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,561.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,313thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,497thLowest Crime Rates: 3,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,687thMost Authoritarian: 3,835thMost Influential: 3,936thBest Weather: 4,021stMost Devout: 4,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,242ndLargest Governments: 5,379thMost Conservative: 5,730thLargest Black Market: 6,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,498thHealthiest Citizens: 10,088thHighest Average Incomes: 10,522ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,404thMost Extreme: 17,405th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 128th in the regionMost Devout: 154th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 192nd in the regionMost Extreme: 195th in the regionBest Weather: 231st in the regionMost Conservative: 245th in the regionLargest Black Market: 261st in the regionLargest Governments: 279th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 491st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 579th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 652nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 725th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 817th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 885th in the region

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