by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 72ndHealthiest Citizens: 222nd
The Galactik Imperium of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
hardcore garbage pail kid posse
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.524 billion


Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.524 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,978 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,135 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 241,356th in the world and 9,920th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 72ndHealthiest Citizens: 222ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 240thNicest Citizens: 258thLargest Publishing Industry: 259thMost Pacifist: 260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 491stLongest Average Lifespans: 579thSmartest Citizens: 621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699thBest Weather: 825thHighest Economic Output: 1,068thMost Influential: 1,102ndSafest: 1,167thLargest Populations: 1,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,740thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,803rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,260thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,924thMost Cultured: 3,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,373rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,927thHighest Average Incomes: 6,451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,169thLargest Governments: 10,549thMost Inclusive: 10,777thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,535thMost Secular: 15,355thMost Stationary: 17,926thMost Income Equality: 22,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,493rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 173rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 294th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 430th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 538th in the regionMost Inclusive: 650th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 677th in the regionMost Secular: 784th in the regionMost Politically Free: 915th in the regionNudest: 984th in the region

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