The Legendary Revolution of Omnistria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Legendary Reigning Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.679 billion Omnistrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigiforma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omnistrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,959 trillion Strigas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 380,089 Strigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and news headlines suggest that Legendary Reigning Council has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnistria's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strigi Hoot Cult.

Omnistria is ranked 787^th in the world and 45^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 167.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.