The United Federation of Sebasticook is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Andrew Jameson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.913 billion Sebasticookians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokomis. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sebasticookian economy, worth 243 trillion Sebasticook Chaplets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,057 Sebasticook Chaplets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sebasticookian flag can be displayed, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebasticook's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Sebasticook is ranked 106,207^th in the world and 1,601^st in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,609.19 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.