The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 22.325 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 8,916 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 399,380 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 746^th in the world and 46^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 229.81 cheeks turned per day.