The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.887 billion Argylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 5,086 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,731 Felixes, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 338,942^nd in the world and 5,832^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.84 cheeks turned per day.