Population | 11.172 billion |
Capital | Felixgrad |
Leader | Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois |
Faith | The Maid Miku Plushie |
Currency | Felix |
Animal | Neko |
The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.172 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,374 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,569 Felixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, foreign governments regularly accuse the Argylian military of war crimes, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.
Argylia is ranked 13,705th in the world and 353rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,881.21683074268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Argylia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Argylia was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Argylian military of war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Argylia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Argylia endorsed The Lugarvat Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 223 » Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Corfad, Omicron Persei V111, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Filibustra, Inspiratus, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, Pazair, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Pallaith, Dreadton, Rainengrad, North Bratislava, KAP03land, Tsandonown, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Trillius, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Loutsland, Oannia, Votak Matim, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, Perikuresu, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Sechiole, Gragadoia, Viridiann, The Austro Germanic Union, Wineclaw, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, and 173 others.Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Maott, TyGerria, New-Ferytland, Darkanistan, New Trisone, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Nationeer, Etanur, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Kitzgos, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Paladani, Iespao, Esperonia, Arucaria, Seenvorland, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Aurasreich, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Khoik, New Selkirk, Marlducro, TamilPesum, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Florevana, Northern-Kempia, Singamadri, Bjorkikistan, Frieszia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, The Confederate States of America, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Empy, Crystal Creation, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Batatoland Empire, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Joevala, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Teriol, Castle In Confidence, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, Tugupaw, XST, Vilaforta, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Galbadiana, Lionsroar, Democratic Republic of Magley, Coth Pladyia, Izern, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Tehmistan, Eurocom, Alire, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Yukti, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Bagojo, Periklia, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Ereena, Ziprotscria, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Psykistriaa, Wechujan, Abinved, Obelias, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Down Scoblic, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Thought Obliteration, United Kahndaq, Barxa, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Lugarvatn, and Yaorozu.