The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.855 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 793 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,966 Solasias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,926 per year while the poor average 12,613, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, only the brainiest citizens become academics, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Treekidism.

Treekidistan is ranked 217,282^nd in the world and 5,419^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 31.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.