The DICTATOR of UNION KINGDOMS is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.278 billion KINGS are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient King economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,065 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,725 per year while the poor average 13,592, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle, war is made in the name of love, and the UNION KINGDOMS Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 42,347^th in the world and 709^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,787.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.