The Five Islands of Tenana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.133 billion Tenahnuns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tenanan economy, worth 933 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,215 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.

Tenana is ranked 48,608^th in the world and 1,145^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.09 law-abiding acts per hour.