Population | 1.028 billion |
Currency | pohya |
Animal | cat |
The Great Empire of Hikki is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.028 billion Hikkihito are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Hikkihito economy, worth 24.2 trillion pohyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 23,509 pohyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hikki's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hikki is ranked 7,812th in the world and 139th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 37.97 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hikki was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Hikki was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Hikki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Hikki was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Glissbotia.
- : Hikki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Hikki was endorsed by The Utilitarian Republic of Freedom and Democratic Socialist.
- : Hikki was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States.
- : Hikki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Hikki was endorsed by The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River.
- : Hikki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 280 » Delitai, Solmetria, Dakota Territories, Misdainana, Mortionia, Frokolia, Horrorlandian State, Laforeia, Spartoi, Shibutani, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Oceanica Empire, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Rhodes, Walter Jackson, Ziprotscria, Texaska, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Nevala, Chipoli, Verderiesdre, Kabarovsk, Eurocom, Neo Cheese Empire, Democratic Republic of Magley, Federation of Vanguard, Ethnon, Nationeer, Corfad, Salzcovia, PlanetMercury, Troll Punishers, AnnaK, New Cordyceps, Soviet Terran, Phoronu, Sellaeta, Westplain and Tolcor, Attempted Socialism, Yaorozu, Laxoimia, Neriorki, Bodhisva, Cadonio, The Rhein States, Petronellania, Andanavia, Clocriestes, United Bosniaks, Yarabaha, and 230 others.Dacian Freelands, Darkanistan, Nouvel Empire, Omnistria, Periklia, Adziolandia, Ruskistania, The Union of The People of Britannia, Neopie, ZhangKeyesland, Elomania, North Arkana, Ereena, Etherion Circadia, Allied Stumbler, Sanctum Teriaris, Avaliona, Pallaith, Zerentopia, Wilkshire, Great Bights Mum, Krykalin, Alsion, Stal Valley, Aerika, Vexilia, Varisland, Singamadri, Flegetonte, Tringapore, Thought Obliteration, The Confederate States of America, Arcriea, Koda-Land, The Windmilluminati, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Tenana, Luniandez, Ignas, The New Oceanic States, Orogonia, Old Emporia, Minilands, Q w e r t y, Ayuzhhhhh, Rainengrad, Necromonia, GS Land, Rex Republic, Karazan, United States of Medford, Argylia, Amizadonia, Arucaria, Bagojo, Votak Matim, Democatic Donkeys, North Batica, Caiov, Azzarel, Putzilvania, Simone Republic, Opis, New NVegas, Yriae, New Xyroxes, Barxa, Coreesa, Borkey Kurg, Kazanqa, Unsophisticate, Mk Steele, Gmt2001, Aeurithianar, Casscata, Jeltronian WA Mission, Hai Han, The Republic of Sloviskia, Orjald, Aerilia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Aneth, Anampintopia, Pradovnia, Zandos, Kwaj, Nistriabar, PwRepublic, Selfgradatude, Greater Portugaliza, Izern, Keb Numar, Regallio, Wolffoxia, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tesco Aisle 17, Love Shack, Kranostav, Republiqueducroissant, Toastsylvania, Confederacy of North America, Prismaria, Northern Zorbrasnka, The Sinclarian Provinces, Dicko, Love And Hatred, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Yeonguo, New Lakemba, Aweentitante, Eggplant Island, Bedsonya, KAP03land, Esperonia, Assault Rifle, Felpolandia, Tanushland, Joevala, AmManies, Laurendon, Khoik, Altivia, AJTON, Kahlua, Juba, Velon, Hindustan Sangh, Arostica, Ishtimbine, Etanur, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Mystiquelle, United Kahndaq, Kosova, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Intelbrazia, North Bratislava, Amestris-Britannia, The Confederation of Earth, Germanic Cat, Andstions, South Baba, Yokciq Empire, Lemonbiscuits, Dreadton, Crystal Creation, Justosia, Hentaigraado, Fran Advar, Loutsland, Batatoland Empire, Yukti, Technocratic-european Countries, Seenvorland, Segesta, Aoncarpa, Pannonika, Leidmark, Lugarvatn, Bankowiata, Tharlect, Russila, Eurochina, Vendonesam, Nordwald, Pasargad, The Union of Galaxies, Choi Hanji, Singaporen Empire, The Resoland, Everything Decided at Random, Ardok, TamilPesum, Tiodann, The Teddy, Tugupaw, Akand Jang Braihir, Bardopia, The Silver Vale, U S Eh, Sil Dorsett, Ham Federation, United States of Americanas, Frieszia, Zecit, Comfed, McDonaldsland, La Baja California, Valentine Z, Radored Welandion, Former English Colony, Valondra, Sindoesia, South Parter, Jameson Williams, Halsoni, Esteneng, Avalon, Xagill, Brisdon, Rettverborg, Ancap North Korea, Sierra Andreas, PotatoFarmers, Ostonives, Nakhodka, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, Oleksandria24, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Valiacorkit, Ateala, Viridiann, Liberate World Order, Oannia, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glendwith, Jughru, Kelvaros Prime, Chao Phraya River, United Orange Valley States, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Glissbotia, Pineappleistania, and Unimaginable Doom.