The Eternal Gratitude of Land Without Shrimp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Buffy with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.023 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,081 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 416,019 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick vampyres for amusement, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime is totally unknown. Land Without Shrimp's national animal is the vampyre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land Without Shrimp is ranked 44,371^st in the world and 995^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.11 law-abiding acts per hour.