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Most Cheerful Citizens: 763rdNicest Citizens: 776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 825th
The Android Fangirl of
Iron Fist Socialists
This flag was more dramatic than I thought it'd be
Poppy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121

Population12.149 billion

CapitalLesbos
LeaderPoppy
FaithWorship of Poppy

Currencydigital dollar
Animalbutterfly

The Android Fangirl of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Poppy with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.149 billion Poppies are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,384 trillion digital dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,242 digital dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 776th in the world and 18th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 108.31 average smiles per day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 763rdNicest Citizens: 776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 825thLargest Welfare Programs: 840thMost Pacifist: 973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,099thMost Inclusive: 1,218thMost Devout: 1,366thHighest Food Quality: 1,669thBest Weather: 1,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,702ndLargest Governments: 2,731stLowest Crime Rates: 2,802ndMost Cultured: 2,910thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,480thMost Efficient Economies: 3,684thHealthiest Citizens: 3,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,591stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,393rdSafest: 8,724thTop
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Nudest: 15,785thMost Income Equality: 17,205thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,292ndHighest Drug Use: 27,734th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 194th in the regionSafest: 258th in the regionNudest: 279th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Income Equality: 351st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 376th in the region

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