The Confederacy of Roosten is a very large, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 155 million Roostenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The very strong Roostenian economy, worth 11.7 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,205 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Roosten City Natural History Museum, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown. Roosten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roosten is ranked 86,684^th in the world and 8^th in The CzechoSaxonian Card Factory for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,399.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.