Population | 6.271 billion |
Capital | Xxiling |
Leader | Supreme Leader Mr Troller |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | Winged Monkey |
The Social Union of Pai Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mr Troller with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.271 billion Paians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xxiling. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paian economy, worth 578 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,237 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, Winged Monkey sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pai Land's national animal is the Winged Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Pai Land is ranked 201,324th in the world and 3,548th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.74 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Entwurf.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Empire of Omnigarden.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Republic of Livermore.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Federation of Ellicas.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Republic of Speirsaor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 111 » Amerion, Tepertopia, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Chernaya Zvezda, Wehraboos, The Haughtherlands, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Rebel-topia, Ebonhand, Aidenfieeld, Drystar, Froshar, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Saciu, Goldnation, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Bonobiana, Calistan, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Hacrela, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Kaoia, New Maxta, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, and 61 others.Moreana, Hadrex, Eritria, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Lupusterra, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Albend, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, Rotenaplistan, Tanyaland, Poguelands, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, Yugarritia, Szurea, Statelandiastan, Muffinses, 7 Trees, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, The Polar Bear Communities, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Zhuanghwei, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Purestan, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Jakalaka, Ulekki, Ellicas, Omnigarden, Entwurf, Qezos, DaBes, and North Caldwell.