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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,505thMost Influential: 2,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,829th
The Social Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Grilled cheesse Obama sandwich
Supreme Leader Mr Troller
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Pai Land

Population6.271 billion

CapitalXxiling
LeaderSupreme Leader Mr Troller
FaithAtheism

Currencypeso
AnimalWinged Monkey

The Social Union of Pai Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mr Troller with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.271 billion Paians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xxiling. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paian economy, worth 578 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,237 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, Winged Monkey sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pai Land's national animal is the Winged Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pai Land is ranked 201,324th in the world and 3,548th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.74 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,115thBest Weather: 7,680thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,268thHealthiest Citizens: 15,114thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,982ndMost Income Equality: 16,930thMost Secular: 17,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,576thSafest: 19,168thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,115thMost Developed: 22,411thLargest Governments: 23,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,725thHighest Food Quality: 24,990thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,045thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,096th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 321st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionMost Income Equality: 328th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Secular: 351st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 376th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 405th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 415th in the regionSafest: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 502nd in the regionLargest Governments: 503rd in the regionMost Stationary: 504th in the regionMost Developed: 522nd in the region

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