by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2nd
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population32.906 billion

LeaderJoe Everyman

AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.906 billion Kiasu-langs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,693 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,751 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kiasu-ism for ignoring crimes against humanity, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 230,353rd in the world and 7,680th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1275.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2ndBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 12thHighest Food Quality: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 43rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 60thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60thSafest: 96thMost Cultured: 169thMost Inclusive: 196thSmartest Citizens: 223rdNicest Citizens: 241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 278thHighest Economic Output: 284thHighest Disposable Incomes: 301stMost Pacifist: 350thMost Stationary: 404thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 530thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 579thLowest Crime Rates: 694thMost Influential: 793rdHighest Average Incomes: 935thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,000thMost Patriotic: 1,583rdLargest Populations: 1,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,076thMost Efficient Economies: 2,250thTop
Largest Governments: 3,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,611thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,671st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 527th in the regionNudest: 639th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kiasu-ism for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Kiasu-ism endorsed The United Socialist States of Hokaidoi.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Hokaidoi.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 280 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Bergenu, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, Belschaft, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Pax Dracon, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Techganet, Abarri, Erinor, PEPEP, Poopisiya, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Utondara, The naked people, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, and 230 others.073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Havenfell, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Crystal Creation, Nova Montron, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Qvait, Drystar, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Maeiland, Wehraboos, Dasko, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Changolandia, Unidum, Dereistic, The West Valley Mountains, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aurcania, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Lesinteil, Mapico, Noveos, Corgitopiaa, Baltenlands, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, Tioloman, Tiransia, Doraya, Fasire, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Iym Winterless, Besern, Holy Free, Farelonia, Ebonhand, United Great Holy Empire, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Shefino, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Ralphburg, Axis Mundi, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Quh, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, Markla, Alaninia, Royaltica, Laamiva, South Western Korea, New Schoeneberg, Gonrati, Indolos, The Drakan Republic, Idiono, Myness, Maerist, Myndia, Midand, Concrete Slab, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bubyland, Bohenia, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, SteamPunk Squirrels, Enlightened Australasia, Seythennia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Los Rodeos, WI SD EA D, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Berlana, Doundaly, Wardoeka, Abyssal Phantasm, Blondiesland, Vardanfel, Martzian, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, Blaufrankisch, Catsonya, Blaash, Doss Kingly, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, Canmore, Ceutalia, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Margila Islands, The Founding Citadel, Doge Land, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, Sapientiano, Shuckle Empire, Venethort, The Altan, Yeses, Lyland, Unojo, Eddonia, Monstrous Island, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, St Scurry and Jelly, Not Austria, Noimosini, The Stickmin Empire, Westenhald, NIGHTRAY, Choman, Manuck, Republik Hintonia, Ipugao, Depressed Nation, New Qafedemar, Sodor and Mann, Freedoom, Freavia, Skaladoria, Twoole, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Populaa, Flaksis, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Arizona2, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Kaoia, Rectionk, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Wanoria, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Rhetiaa, Paganan, Ragabania, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Breizlovakia, Neazland, Carthatska, Beblahbleblo, Solanosco, Villorpestan, Eastern Mekong, Corumdema, New Sanet, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Fronern, Shrimplordia, Danily, Tackastan, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, UwUuuu, The Kies, Linguiniland, Bjria, The American Anarchist Empire, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Tyflugian, New Gethavia, Faria Thew, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Sable Space, Great Marsinia, Stoicstan, Semarangan, Sunset Reef Islands, Saciu, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Murelia, Saint Fortress, Wildweststan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Valency, New Lanfang, Evaburn, Livana, Augusta Tarsatica, Erfton, Baloia, and Hokaidoi.

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