The Most Serene Republic of Venezia Pacifica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Enrico Dándolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.571 billion Veneziani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venezia. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Venezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Grossoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 180,436 Grossoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown. Venezia Pacifica's national animal is the Lion of Saint Mark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarianism.

Venezia Pacifica is ranked 2,793^rd in the world and 70^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 141.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.