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Largest Retail Industry: 75thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 618th
The Worst army of
Iron Fist Consumerists
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Worst army of

Population11.761 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.761 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,167 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Worst army of's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 878th in the world and 34th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 103,739 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 75thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 696thMost Influential: 878thMost Ignorant Citizens: 913thLargest Black Market: 1,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,088thRudest Citizens: 2,529thLargest Mining Sector: 2,700thMost Primitive: 2,702ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,767thMost Avoided: 5,833rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,460thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,611thHighest Economic Output: 8,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,904thBest Weather: 11,740thMost Patriotic: 12,761stMost Stationary: 14,041stMost Secular: 14,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,865thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,888thMost Efficient Economies: 15,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,304thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,345thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,382nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Primitive: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 241st in the regionMost Patriotic: 248th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 273rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionLargest Governments: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 361st in the regionLargest Populations: 363rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 368th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 406th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 439th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 442nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Empire of Kyr89.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The North Pole Republic of San Marsico.
  • : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Worst army of's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
  • : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 257 » Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Hanguk-Nippon, Amerion, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, Zaelith, Southern Numenor, Darakin, The Solar System Scope, Theorin, Drystar, United Great Holy Empire, Soem, Yellunstryer, Nova Montron, Noire Denholm, Shefino, Fasire, Isokenzar, Itani, Ancient Slobovia, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Antarctic Empires, Pax Dracon, Rad Asia, Obscure Sorrows, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Dereistic, Sanden, Indolos, Madhonia, Calistan, Rebel-topia, and 207 others.Myness, Jammlandia, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Tepertopia, Menesynchro, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Wallanda, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, The Woragopiria, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Figlandia, Tur Monkadzii, Gracca, Aurcania, Bonobiana, The Island of Sorna, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Altnavia, Ugranda, Zanforadon, Land of Mari, No moking, PsiCorps, New Bulacan, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Sautu, Atomic Garden, Marnrio, Sumina, America Gone Wrong, Balisca, Skaladoria, United States of Belvaria, ANuadh, Tvania, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Imperium Sempiternum, Farelonia, Seythennia, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Eritria, Arlandias, New-Javarra, Ferrumetlapis, Frairrisburg, Arhanistan, Etriya, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Vuranda, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Yugarritia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Hacrela, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, IndustroMiliComplex, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Kaoia, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Awesome Imperium, Daztonia, Explodeingtnt, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Achericend, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Hadrex, Skwar, Los Lonley Boys, Havenwelle, New Maxta, Las Filipina, Ferristia, Tigrulia, Democates, Pabtlau, Afria Thebel, The Ginger Lands, Swenfia 2, Yomer, Siberia union, Mittero, Aquila Audax, Great Ostanian Republic, Ammehoela, Baxingtull, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Canmore, The Filippinas, Nordrune, Deerp, Eden Novae, East Endia, Danny McGlurk, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Greater Tern, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Weirdo, West Khazana Finsstan, Silvalbia, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Poguelands, Genoxelande, Albend, Sedunn, Benese, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, Farenland, Ten10, Anatasha, Dillimore, The Novum Regnum, North Kanuckistan, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Szurea, Upper Ryu Lorty, Statelandiastan, 7 Trees, Anewland, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tsuskia, Empire of Pekoland, Tyopio, Noodlia, New Philippine Empire, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Zhuanghwei, Erstavik, DuckCounty, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Eastern Panem, New Lewesia, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, The Polar Reigons, Ulekki, Old Cascadia, Ellicas, North Caldwell, Baspheel, Omnigarden, Entwurf, Verennia, Ammmericaaaa, South Pernambuco, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, San Marsico, and Kyr89.

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