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Most Armed: 425thFattest Citizens: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 531st
The Glorious Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Don't quote me on this...
Lexi Zaelin
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zaelith

Population11.839 billion

CapitalZael
LeaderLexi Zaelin
FaithZaelinthia

CurrencyZil
AnimalRoadkill

The Glorious Empire of Zaelith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.839 billion Zaelithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. The average income tax rate is 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth a remarkable 3,395 trillion Zils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,770 Zils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaelinthia.

Zaelith is ranked 140,287th in the world and 2,411th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.86 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Armed: 425thFattest Citizens: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 531stLargest Gambling Industry: 599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 614thMost Avoided: 634thHighest Crime Rates: 689thHighest Disposable Incomes: 828thLargest Retail Industry: 839thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 877thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,048thMost Influential: 1,457thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,691stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,964thMost Secular: 2,090thMost Efficient Economies: 2,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,431stRudest Citizens: 2,920thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,543rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,376thHighest Economic Output: 6,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,729thLargest Mining Sector: 8,475thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,019thNudest: 9,777thMost Patriotic: 10,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,851stLargest Black Market: 11,245thMost Stationary: 13,439thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,650th
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Most Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionNudest: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 177th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Patriotic: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 337th in the regionLargest Populations: 358th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 431st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 190 » Wehraboos, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Pax Dracon, Darakin, Nowa Europa, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Ancient Slobovia, Rebel-topia, Abarri, USNE2018, Antarctic Empires, Amerion, Mapico, Nova Montron, Sthalrim, The naked people, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Tepertopia, Phanama, Calistan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Island of Sorna, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Indolos, Saciu, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, and 140 others.Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, No moking, Altnavia, New Bulacan, America Gone Wrong, Goldnation, Noire Denholm, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Dun Frest, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Eritria, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Rad Asia, Hacrela, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Purisect, Gonthavnor, Kaoia, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Awesome Imperium, Teasonda, New-Javarra, Hadrex, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Albend, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Swenfia 2, Las Filipina, Legosia, Explodeingtnt, Lupusterra, United Allied Systems Nations, Deerp, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, North Harave, Anarco Argentina, Poguelands, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Haya-Nagatoro, Sedunn, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, North Korea is best, West Khazana Finsstan, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Janoi Donacen, New Maxta, Legion Of The Moon, Rotenaplistan, Ten10, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Yugarritia, Szurea, Statelandiastan, Kami0, 7 Trees, Democates, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Pelepen, Bartonia Nova, Tvania, Liberum Terrum, Tsuskia, The Novum Regnum, Tyopio, Noodlia, Drystar, New Philippine Empire, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Zhuanghwei, Empire of Bredux, DuckCounty, Titanaria, Jakalaka, Zanforadon, Sein, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, Ammmericaaaa, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Al Madhaa, Anchors Islands, Baspheel, Omnigarden, Ellicas, Entwurf, Korbloxx, Verennia, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, Imperial Cecilia, San Marsico, Kyr89, and North Caldwell.

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