The Disputed Territories of Danny McGlurk is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 707 million Danny McGlurkeses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown PA. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Danny McGlurkian economy, worth 42.5 trillion Rushels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,103 Rushels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danny McGlurk's national animal is the Glen Quagmire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Danny McGlurk is ranked 79,074^th in the world and 1,646^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,689.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.