The ඞ Unfunny Republic of Gaila is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bill DeWhall with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.185 billion Gailans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deci. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gailan economy, worth 503 trillion Gailan Knas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,090 Gailan Knas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Gaila's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, third world countries are rich in "I Love Deci" t-shirts, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime is totally unknown. Gaila's national animal is the Gailan Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaila is ranked 60,832^nd in the world and 1,231^st in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,257.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.