The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Marshal with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.423 billion Pinasans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,056 Bullet Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 5,032^nd in the world and 118^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.55 law-abiding acts per hour.