by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,528th
The Malnjist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Superiority complex incarnate.
Saney Malnja
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.279 billion

LeaderSaney Malnja


The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.279 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 154 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,544 Quintos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 502,980 per year while the poor average 18,858, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", the Great Unojoish Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 119,049th in the world and 4,084th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 780.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,528thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,708thTop
Most Influential: 2,703rdMost Avoided: 3,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,240thMost Devout: 3,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,569thFattest Citizens: 9,637thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,224thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,887thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,615thHighest Average Incomes: 23,336th
Largest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 104th in the regionMost Devout: 104th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 292nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 348th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 426th in the regionLargest Black Market: 447th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 581st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 719th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 763rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 805th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 806th in the region

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