Population | 6.033 billion |
Capital | New-Kaminola |
Leader | Egor from New-Kaminola |
Currency | Kalolian hryvnia |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Kalilola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Egor from New-Kaminola with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 6.033 billion Kalilolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Kaminola. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalilolan economy, worth 778 trillion Kalolian hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,062 Kalolian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Kalilolan emissions at all, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalilola's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kalilola is ranked 36,292nd in the world and 399th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 49.14 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Northern Republics of Tyopio.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Separating Hyperplanes of Differences-In-Differences.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Holy Catholic Empire of Erstavik.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Halo.
- : Kalilola's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Kalilolan emissions at all.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Dominion of Drystar.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.