The I died on april 1st because of Swenfia 2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thomas with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.734 billion Swenfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonnie Town. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Swenfish economy, worth 68.8 trillion Swens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,683 Swens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swenfia 2's national animal is the tuxedo charles, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jacknjellifism.

Swenfia 2 is ranked 190,313^th in the world and 4,185^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.77 law-abiding acts per hour.