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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 710thBest Weather: 1,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,465th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Noire Denholm

Population15.461 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and labour-free parental leave. The cynical, devout population of 15.461 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,016 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,132 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Noire Denholm regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the internal market is thriving, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 166,432nd in the world and 2,892nd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 35.87 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Food Quality: 3,287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,591stLowest Crime Rates: 4,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,154thMost Developed: 4,177thMost Cultured: 4,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,636thMost Inclusive: 4,671stLargest Governments: 4,822ndSmartest Citizens: 5,289thMost Efficient Economies: 5,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,086thHighest Economic Output: 7,659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,847thMost Devout: 8,602ndMost Stationary: 8,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,120thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,006thHighest Average Incomes: 11,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,032ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,557thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,742ndMost Income Equality: 21,764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,239thLargest Populations: 27,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,679th
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Best Weather: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Devout: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 231st in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 363rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 446th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 470th in the region

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