Population | 15.461 billion |
Capital | Gasselterboerveenschemond |
Leader | The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn |
Faith | The Dark Cult of Bothughachau |
Currency | Skuls |
Animal | Great Mock Lynx |
The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and labour-free parental leave. The cynical, devout population of 15.461 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,016 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,132 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Future leaders of Noire Denholm regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the internal market is thriving, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.
Noire Denholm is ranked 166,432nd in the world and 2,892nd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 35.87 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of South Venison.
- : Noire Denholm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Noire Denholm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Kingdom of Verennia.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Halo.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Kulochia.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco.
World Assembly
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