Population | 2.773 billion |
Capital | 'Aina o nā Honu |
Leader | Lilli Ka'aihue |
Faith | ka Honu Akua |
Currency | kālā |
Animal | honu |
The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.773 billion Lillis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Lilli economy, worth 193 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 69,762 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Lilli Ka'aihue's wardrobe, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the honu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ka Honu Akua.
Lilli Lands is ranked 1,097th in the world and 60th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 87,593 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lilli Lands lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lilli Lands lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Lilli Ka'aihue's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Lilli Lands Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in Lilli Lands, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.