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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 242ndMost Influential: 765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,395th
The Retired Crazy Old Man of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Rebel-topia

Population25.964 billion

CapitalWarner
LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake

CurrencyDeutschy-Marky
AnimalCow

The Retired Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.964 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 3,406 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,193 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 765th in the world and 24th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 114,705 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 242ndMost Influential: 765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,162ndBest Weather: 2,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,017thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,219thSafest: 3,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,006thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,666thLargest Governments: 4,996thHealthiest Citizens: 5,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,072ndHighest Economic Output: 6,387thMost Developed: 6,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,184thLargest Populations: 8,317thMost Cultured: 8,646thHighest Food Quality: 9,494thMost Stationary: 10,698thSmartest Citizens: 12,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,495thMost Devout: 14,795thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,134thMost Patriotic: 20,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,785thMost Income Equality: 30,685th
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Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 136th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 256th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Devout: 327th in the regionMost Patriotic: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 434th in the regionNudest: 484th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 292 » Darakin, Theorin, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Pax Dracon, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Drystar, Ridehale, Noire Denholm, Jehenna, Yellunstryer, Antarctic Empires, Kringalia, Nowa Europa, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Sanden, The naked people, Trelatche, Ancient Slobovia, Calistan, Drugged Monkeys, Isokenzar, Wehraboos, USNE2018, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Zaelith, Mapico, Fasire, Bleakfoot, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, and 242 others.Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amutien, Rad Asia, Itani, Myhomecountry, Indolos, Jammlandia, Transtemporal Shifts, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Centia Deran, Linden Oak, Freedoom, The Island of Sorna, Fire Islands, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Saciu, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Geekvia, Aurcania, The Woragopiria, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, PsiCorps, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Ambitchous, Chernaya Zvezda, Tiazan, Farelonia, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Ever Testing, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Gracca, Paganan, Bavaristan, Froshar, Altnavia, Auviantan Outh Islands, No moking, Seythennia, Tvania, ARIAPOLIS01, Karatengisa, Dakalian, Vuranda, Ugranda, Respackjakenrhace, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Marnrio, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, America Gone Wrong, Eritria, New-Javarra, Nova Rhodia, Frairrisburg, Unielvan Millorvium, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Yugarritia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Siberia union, IndustroMiliComplex, Atomic Garden, Hacrela, Balisca, Sumina, Ferristia, New Bulacan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Los estados confederates de Mexico, Las Filipina, West Khazana Finsstan, Afria Thebel, Pabtlau, ANuadh, Gonthavnor, Seyja, Cerespasia, Purisect, Ferrumetlapis, Tigrulia, Signar, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Arhanistan, Kaoia, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Awesome Imperium, Non-Believers, Teasonda, Moreana, Hadrex, Purestan, The Filippinas, Baxingtull, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, The Weirdo, Swenfia 2, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Explodeingtnt, Corpoterra, Inner Albania, Democates, Havenwelle, Skwar, The Ginger Lands, Aquila Audax, Springwalla, Mittero, Karlsburgh, Ordogomenistan, Diuturnitas, Beneti, Nordrune, Eden Novae, Great Ostanian Republic, Gdfsg land, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Pede Cattus, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Kholdan, Ammehoela, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Poguelands, Sedunn, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, Kami0, New Maxta, Legion Of The Moon, The Novum Regnum, Farenland, GI-Land, North Korea is best, Aina Kuokoa, Anatasha, Ten10, Liberum Terrum, Dillimore, North Kanuckistan, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Szurea, Statelandiastan, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Anchors Islands, Sparkadooby, Zenthara, Berijonwa, Merken, Palindromo, Bushyboo, Deerp, Bartonia Nova, Empire of Pekoland, Malnorea, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tyopio, Zhuanghwei, Noodlia, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Chillicothe, Maeiland, Anna Airters, Erstavik, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Titanaria, DuckCounty, Sein, New Lewesia, Pansic, Silvalbia, Enessia, The Aelfberg, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, The Polar Reigons, Ulekki, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, Crownsland Trade Company, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Baspheel, South Pernambuco, Verennia, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, South Venison, Imperial Cecilia, San Marsico, Vuna, Kyr89, and North Caldwell.

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