The United Republic of Maeiland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Marcus Mun with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.519 billion Maeilanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maeimetro. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maeilandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,983 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,149 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, it's illegal to be caught on tape, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and Maeimetro's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maeiland's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maeiland is ranked 1,230^th in the world and 29^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 156.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.