The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by no one with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.73 billion Myhomecountryians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Myhomecountryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,960 Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Television executives are interested in turning no one's zany home life into a sitcom, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Myhomecountry's national animal is the Tick, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Myhomecountry is ranked 293,291^st in the world and 5,590^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.65 law-abiding acts per hour.