Population | 2.655 billion |
Capital | Great Clockland |
Leader | Our Supreme Leader Garlic Bread |
Faith | Daztonian Faiths |
Currency | Clock Shaped Gold |
Animal | Falcon |
The Technocratic Confederation of Daztonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Supreme Leader Garlic Bread with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.655 billion Daztonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Clockland. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Daztonian economy, worth 293 trillion Clock Shaped Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,569 Clock Shaped Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, Daztonian politics is literally a blood sport, everybody's got wood thanks to Our Supreme Leader Garlic Bread, and Daztonia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daztonia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Daztonian Faiths.
Daztonia is ranked 136,049th in the world and 2,325th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.23 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Kingdom of New Lewesia.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Empire of Omnigarden.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Entwurf.
- : Daztonia was endorsed by The Republic of Livermore.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 114 » Bohenia, The Worst army of, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, Goldnation, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Eleuthelrium, Tanyaland, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Altnavia, Ebonhand, Sporaltryus, Curlyhoward, Belschaft, Rad Asia, America Gone Wrong, Great Lothian, PenguinPies, Teasonda, Phyakaran, Dhemixia, The Weirdo, Hadrex, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, The Filippinas, East Endia, Chernaya Zvezda, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Rebel-topia, Marnrio, Eastern Juble Lux, Tepertopia, Lupusterra, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, The Solar System Scope, Sedunn, Great Scapula, Hacrela, BEEstreetz, and 64 others.Springwalla, Eastern Bahia, Poguelands, Meglomania, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Legion Of The Moon, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, Yugarritia, New Maxta, Szurea, Statelandiastan, Purestan, 7 Trees, Muffinses, Valles Stellarum, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, The Polar Bear Communities, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Drystar, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, Indolos, Isokenzar, Southern Numenor, Froshar, Darakin, Yellunstryer, Soem, Myhomecountry, Madhonia, Empire of Bredux, Kazhinskia, Tvania, USNE2018, Myness, Sanden, Titanaria, Enessia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Ellicas, Entwurf, South Pernambuco, Qezos, United Disney States, DaBes, Omnigarden, North Caldwell, and New Lewesia.