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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,237th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Nec temere, nec timide.
Robert Hoxha
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Inner Albania

Population3.611 billion

CapitalNew Tirana
LeaderRobert Hoxha
FaithCatholicism

Currencylek
Animalwhite-tailed eagle

The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.611 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 449 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,393 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, supervisors in Inner Albania commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the military struggles with recruitment, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 200,812th in the world and 2,975th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 46.36581754808 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,237thNicest Citizens: 2,360thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,689thBest Weather: 3,834thMost Pacifist: 3,952ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,386thHighest Food Quality: 4,470thHealthiest Citizens: 4,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,087thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,333rdMost Influential: 5,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,331stMost Cultured: 8,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,198thSmartest Citizens: 10,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,903rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,001stMost Developed: 17,434thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,354thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,721stMost Income Equality: 25,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,662ndMost Secular: 28,472nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 286th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 392nd in the regionMost Developed: 455th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 506th in the regionMost Influential: 512th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 538th in the region

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