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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,069thMost Influential: 2,388th
The Whatever Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We're Tur Monkadzii
John Barns
Influence
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tur Monkadzii

Population6.898 billion

CapitalTur Monkadzii City
LeaderJohn Barns

Currencypeso
Animalhorse

The Whatever Republic of Tur Monkadzii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Barns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.898 billion Tur Monkadziians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tur Monkadzii City. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tur Monkadziian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,728 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby John Barns Pics" has made John Barns's mom a celebrity, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tur Monkadzii's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tur Monkadzii is ranked 41,885th in the world and 502nd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,056.18791431708 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,069thMost Influential: 2,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,459thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,979thMost Efficient Economies: 3,657thMost Devout: 4,054thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,070thMost Cultured: 6,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,490thNudest: 7,820thLargest Governments: 8,112thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,147thRudest Citizens: 8,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,059thFattest Citizens: 9,104thMost Developed: 10,596thSmartest Citizens: 12,409thLargest Retail Industry: 12,539thLargest Black Market: 12,603rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,834thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,131stHighest Food Quality: 14,234thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,666thHighest Economic Output: 23,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,955thMost Inclusive: 25,958th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionFattest Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 281st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 292nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 309th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 405th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 450th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 502nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 559th in the region

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