Population | 6.898 billion |
Capital | Tur Monkadzii City |
Leader | John Barns |
Currency | peso |
Animal | horse |
The Whatever Republic of Tur Monkadzii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Barns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.898 billion Tur Monkadziians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tur Monkadzii City. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Tur Monkadziian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,728 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby John Barns Pics" has made John Barns's mom a celebrity, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tur Monkadzii's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tur Monkadzii is ranked 41,885th in the world and 502nd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,056.18791431708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ductape.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Tur Monkadzii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Tur Monkadzii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 128 » Amerion, Beblahbleblo, Tepertopia, Bawkie, Tsunamy, Nowa Europa, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Farengeto, Land Without Shrimp, Arscanesia, Chernaya Zvezda, Rebel-topia, Wehraboos, Kringalia, PenguinPies, Anatasha, Eleuthelrium, Darakin, Shefino, Ebonhand, Kanatian Percocet, The Haughtherlands, Aidenfieeld, Walloonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Kiasu-ism, Dankstergrad, Gymnostan, Yellunstryer, Myhomecountry, Froshar, Hanguk-Nippon, Great Lothian, ARIAPOLIS01, Myness, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Saciu, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Holy Free, Grand Milania, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Ugranda, Kazhinskia, Abarri, Skaladoria, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, and 78 others.Menesynchro, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, America Gone Wrong, Los Lonley Boys, Unielvan Millorvium, North Kanuckistan, Unojo, Dhemixia, The Free Falklands, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Hacrela, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Tvania, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Frairrisburg, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Tanyaland, Gonthavnor, Aurcania, Bohenia, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Sgaana, Kaoia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Yusan, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lupusterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Bogani, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, and Ductape.