The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.873 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 9,954 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,780 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Theorin, foreign workers are flooding in as Crystals flood out, Draconin royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 68^th in the world and 2^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 250.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.