The Empire of Bonobiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.873 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 915 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,821 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and they say that Bonobistas made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 7,410^th in the world and 174^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.21 law-abiding acts per hour.