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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 725th
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Drugged Monkeys

Population35.159 billion

CapitalHoboken
LeaderFrank Sinatra

Currencydollar
Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 35.159 billion Drugged Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,652 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 75,447 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, war vets look after war animals, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 922nd in the world and 40th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 100,637 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 725thMost Influential: 922ndBest Weather: 1,577thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,158thLargest Populations: 2,883rdMost Stationary: 3,105thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,197thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,834thHealthiest Citizens: 7,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,198thSafest: 8,734thHighest Economic Output: 9,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,539thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,292ndHighest Food Quality: 10,677thSmartest Citizens: 12,515thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,745thMost Cultured: 18,121stMost Developed: 19,433rdNicest Citizens: 19,465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,292ndMost Inclusive: 24,901stMost Secular: 28,863rdLargest Governments: 29,715thMost Income Equality: 29,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 30,040th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 222nd in the regionSafest: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 306th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 456th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 464th in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 479th in the regionNicest Citizens: 517th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Soem, Ancient Slobovia, The Two Jerseys, Kringalia, Darakin, Sanden, Linden Oak, Alf Landon, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, Transtemporal Shifts, Pax Dracon, Havenfell, The Solar System Scope, Jazklartan, Vilbonde, Yellunstryer, Cypheri, Abarri, Drystar, Aionia, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Avonhead, Loechia, Unielvan Millorvium, Nova Montron, Nowa Europa, Sthalrim, Trelatche, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Aidenfieeld, The naked people, Southern Numenor, Calistan, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amutien, A leftover country, Changolandia, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, and 212 others.Fasire, Mapico, Zaelith, Bleakfoot, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, Shefino, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Rad Asia, United Great Holy Empire, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dereistic, Itani, Jammlandia, Indolos, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, The Island of Sorna, Beblahbleblo, Wallanda, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, The Woragopiria, Nomayuki, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Aurcania, Skaladoria, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Karatengisa, Figlandia, Gracca, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Vuranda, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Ginger Lands, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Dimplingpie, America Gone Wrong, New Maxta, Eritria, New-Javarra, Frairrisburg, Nova Rhodia, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, IndustroMiliComplex, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Deerp, Yugarritia, Ever Testing, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Siberia union, Hacrela, Balisca, Cerespasia, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Amazons Daughters, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Arhanistan, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Awesome Imperium, Non-Believers, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Black Ivars, Moreana, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, Gdfsg land, Baxingtull, Swenfia 2, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Eastern Doncaster, The Weirdo, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Silvalbia, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Vespurg, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Poguelands, Albend, Sedunn, Benese, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Meglomania, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, The Novum Regnum, Aina Kuokoa, Ten10, Liberum Terrum, Anatasha, Dillimore, North Kanuckistan, Garagonia, New Goldman, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Szurea, Republic of the burger bun, Statelandiastan, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Sparkadooby, Berijonwa, Merken, Palindromo, Bushyboo, Farenland, The Overwhelming Force of The Combine, Anna Airters, Bartonia Nova, Tsuskia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Empire of Pekoland, Tyopio, Zhuanghwei, Noodlia, DuckCounty, Tazelwelt, Monikan Republics, Chillicothe, Christos, Erstavik, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Kisovnya, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, New Lewesia, Pansic, Enessia, The Aelfberg, Esfalsa, Greater Pardonia, Farengeto, Chernaya Zvezda, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, Crownsland Trade Company, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Baspheel, South Pernambuco, Gymnostan, Qezos, Ferreira, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, Imperial Cecilia, Verennia, Fuuka Friday, South Venison, Tringapura, Kyr89, and North Caldwell.

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