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Most Secular: 480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 983rd
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Calistan

Population27.525 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna
FaithKahunaism

CurrencyTako
AnimalKiwi

The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 27.525 billion Caliwogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,078 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, Da Big Kahuna's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, extreme political groups are outlawed, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 208,224th in the world and 3,673rd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Secular: 480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 983rdMost Influential: 1,221stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,488thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,978thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,203rdSmartest Citizens: 4,626thBest Weather: 6,376thLargest Populations: 6,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,623rdMost Stationary: 7,825thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,895thMost Cultured: 7,895thHighest Economic Output: 8,150thHighest Food Quality: 8,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,177thHealthiest Citizens: 10,248thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,680thNicest Citizens: 11,255thMost Inclusive: 12,285thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,000thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,372ndLargest Governments: 30,145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,546th
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Most Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 78th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 210th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 226th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 292nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 306th in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Inclusive: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 413th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 486th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 215 » Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Madhonia, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, and 165 others.Beblahbleblo, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Farelonia, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Ferrumetlapis, Pabtlau, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Poguelands, Sedunn, Sein, Legosia, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, North Korea is best, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, New Maxta, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, The Novum Regnum, Ten10, Liberum Terrum, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, New Goldman, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Yugarritia, Szurea, IndustroMiliComplex, Statelandiastan, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Garagonia, Sparkadooby, Zenthara, Berijonwa, Merken, Palindromo, Anna Airters, Bartonia Nova, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tyopio, Zhuanghwei, Noodlia, Monikan Republics, Chillicothe, Erstavik, Tvania, Gdfsg land, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Silvalbia, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, DuckCounty, The Aelfberg, Esfalsa, Greater Pardonia, Farengeto, Kilihuou, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, New Lewesia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Crownsland Trade Company, Democates, North Caldwell, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Baspheel, Verennia, South Pernambuco, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, South Venison, San Marsico, Kyr89, and Hazahmkong.

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