Population | 27.525 billion |
Capital | Astro City |
Leader | Da Big Kahuna |
Faith | Kahunaism |
Currency | Tako |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 27.525 billion Caliwogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,078 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, Da Big Kahuna's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, extreme political groups are outlawed, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 208,224th in the world and 3,673rd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Empire of Kyr89.
- : Calistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The North Pole Republic of San Marsico.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of South Venison.
- : Calistan was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Kingdom of Skwar, curing 470 million infected.
- : Calistan was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Kingdom of Skwar, curing 452 million infected.
- : Calistan was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Kingdom of Skwar, curing 317 million infected.
- : Calistan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Borderlands of Baspheel, infecting 9 million survivors.
- : Calistan was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Republic of Spytopia, killing 20 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 215 » Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Madhonia, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, and 165 others.Beblahbleblo, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Farelonia, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Ferrumetlapis, Pabtlau, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Poguelands, Sedunn, Sein, Legosia, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, North Korea is best, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, New Maxta, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, The Novum Regnum, Ten10, Liberum Terrum, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, New Goldman, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Yugarritia, Szurea, IndustroMiliComplex, Statelandiastan, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Garagonia, Sparkadooby, Zenthara, Berijonwa, Merken, Palindromo, Anna Airters, Bartonia Nova, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tyopio, Zhuanghwei, Noodlia, Monikan Republics, Chillicothe, Erstavik, Tvania, Gdfsg land, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Silvalbia, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, DuckCounty, The Aelfberg, Esfalsa, Greater Pardonia, Farengeto, Kilihuou, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, New Lewesia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Crownsland Trade Company, Democates, North Caldwell, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Baspheel, Verennia, South Pernambuco, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, DaBes, South Venison, San Marsico, Kyr89, and Hazahmkong.