The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 28.758 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,361 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 242,126^th in the world and 9,966^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -64.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.