The Dominion of British Brittany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.741 billion British Bretons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reindeer. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient British Brittanyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,002 trillion Breton Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,185 Breton Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Brittany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Brittany is ranked 290,633^rd in the world and 6,335^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.26 kickbacks per hour.