Population | 23.485 billion |
Capital | Cruzo City |
Leader | Fluffy Longbottom |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Feep |
Animal | Bearded Dragon |
The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.485 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,006 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Schnarchi is ranked 4,524th in the world and 239th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by Boylover.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Most Brilliant Minister of Picairn.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Schnarchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 197 » Koda-Land, Kwaj, Shibutani, New Trisone, Filibustra, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Siwale, Varisland, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Arverni Lands, The Rhein States, Homo Sapiens Deuss, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Regallio, The Austro Germanic Union, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Chipoli, Vlenkenov, Wilkshire, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Wineclaw, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, and 147 others.Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Oannia, Arucaria, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Alire, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Amdupe, Ijo, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Eludmonden, Kainin, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, Vancricia, Avistonia, ZleekyGgh, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, Tanbearia, Davidianian, Zyropia, Batatoland Empire, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Picairn, Stal Valley, and Hikki.