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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,104thMost Influential: 1,538thBest Weather: 3,748th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.642 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.642 billion Schnarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,773 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 239,525th in the world and 9,848th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,104thMost Influential: 1,538thTop
Best Weather: 3,748thSafest: 4,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,760thMost Pacifist: 7,935thNicest Citizens: 8,015thMost Cultured: 8,197thMost Developed: 8,407thHealthiest Citizens: 8,514thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,980thLowest Crime Rates: 9,432ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,986thSmartest Citizens: 11,121stNudest: 11,503rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,308thLargest Populations: 12,447thMost Efficient Economies: 23,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,338th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 318th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionNudest: 428th in the regionNicest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Pacifist: 465th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 487th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 515th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 641st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 764th in the regionMost Politically Free: 803rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 863rd in the region

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