The Commonwealth of Rumbuckia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.467 billion Rumbuckians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumbuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,634 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, the atmosphere in Rumbuckian boardrooms is turning more gay, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumbuckia's national animal is the Rumbuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumbuckia is ranked 10,613^th in the world and 535^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 157.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.