The Making of Federation of Centrallia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Osvaldo with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.498 billion Federation of Centrallians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxhento. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Centrallian economy, worth a remarkable 4,375 trillion Centrallian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,334 Centrallian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, saying "don't do anything that Osvaldo wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federation of Centrallia's national animal is the Floppy duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Federation of Centrallia is ranked 4,427^th in the world and 216^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.5 law-abiding acts per hour.