Population | 4.904 billion |
Capital | Old Mittero |
Leader | Kaiser Karl Friedrich VIII |
Faith | Imperial Church of Mittero |
Currency | Reichsthaler |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Mittero is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl Friedrich VIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.904 billion Mitteroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Mittero. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mitteroan economy, worth 938 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,470 Reichsthalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mittero's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Church of Mittero.
Mittero is ranked 57,459th in the world and 747th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 45.62 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Mittero endorsed The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Mittero endorsed The Principality of Coquitos Islands.
- : Mittero endorsed The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Principality of Coquitos Islands.
- : Mittero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Mittero endorsed The Empire of Omnigarden.
- : Mittero endorsed The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » America Gone Wrong, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Altnavia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Belschaft, Arscanesia, Eleuthelrium, Nowa Europa, Ebonhand, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Curlyhoward, Sporaltryus, Hacrela, Non-Believers, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Moreana, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Chernaya Zvezda, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, The Weirdo, Springwalla, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Great Scapula, Poguelands, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Albend, Rotenaplistan, New Maxta, and 42 others.Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, Yugarritia, Szurea, Statelandiastan, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Valles Stellarum, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Legion Of The Moon, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, Inner Albania, Kazhinskia, Empire of Bredux, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Titanaria, Jakalaka, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Zhuanghwei, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, DuckCounty, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ellicas, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Qezos, United Disney States, DaBes, Coquitos Islands, and North Caldwell.