The Electoral Archduchy of Wiener-Neustadt is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Archduke Maximilian III with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.011 billion Wiener-Neustadters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wiener-Neustadtean economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 345,487 thalers, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown. Wiener-Neustadt's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wiener-Neustadt is ranked 5,699^th in the world and 90^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.43 law-abiding acts per hour.