The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.169 billion HELLLLLians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HELLLLLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,882 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

HELLLLL is ranked 259,810^th in the world and 1,265^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.