Population | 6.24 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Shavkat Mirziyoyev |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | Eurasian brown bear |
The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.24 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,321 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, Shavkat Mirziyoyev's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 304,666th in the world and 1,444th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 3.8 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz was endorsed by The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, public urination is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, Shavkat Mirziyoyev's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Survivors.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 12 million zombies.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Republic of Western Balkania, curing 17 million infected.
World Assembly
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