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Sovietskogo Soyuz

Population6.24 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderShavkat Mirziyoyev

Currencyruble
AnimalEurasian brown bear

The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.24 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,321 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, Shavkat Mirziyoyev's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 304,666th in the world and 1,444th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 3.8 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 768thMost Influential: 851stLowest Crime Rates: 927thMost Patriotic: 1,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,400thLargest Governments: 2,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,661stMost Developed: 2,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,769thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,241stSmartest Citizens: 5,340thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,654thMost Pacifist: 5,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,079thSafest: 6,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,313thHighest Average Incomes: 8,020thMost Efficient Economies: 8,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,666thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,959thNicest Citizens: 10,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,330thHighest Food Quality: 12,350thMost Cultured: 12,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,993rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,440thHighest Economic Output: 22,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 29,422nd
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Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 170 » New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Bastile, Saarenmaa, Raghallaigh, Dakea, The New Nordic Union, Invernessia, Iceagea, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Thracia Republic, Dauershire, Superior Saxonia, Slavatania, The Scandinavian Realm, Yahlia, The Champions League, Irminsulia, Kkorea, Wombelland, Leblancroux, Weltbeherrschung, Walfo, Outer Sparta, Kebabian States, Rary, Ostermarch, East Ase Palmars, Pilipinas and Malaya, Northern Socialist States, Konzhov, Dizgovzy, Quaxoglia, Druznia, St Scarlett, Neurks Boodal, Katuris, Isla Rural, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Foudina, Someseni, Brakanistan, Granevia, Calicov, and 120 others.Iquerian, Estonesia, Southern Whateverlandia, Imperium Anglorum, Ortigia, Ottterland, Salwonia, Maritzal, Rome Ruzalls, Wiener-Neustadt, New Vorarlberg, Alharatz, Chronus, Jahass, Karnea, North of Americas, The AbelLandia, The Konderland, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Bareu, Dark Matter, Nea Europa, Super Happy Land, Empire of Draconia, Brujstan, Trixeland, Falvaard, Astaraion, Leranditale, Quicksan, Skalliad, Carignanum, Basque Dominion, Istastioner, Armbruster, Spruce, Jim the Baptist, Arsenial, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Thracia and Crimea, Ferranghia, Balcem, The Oriental Empire, The Full Moon, United Communes of Chile, Agartia, Greater Tiberia, Scytharum, The Templar Papal New State, Cambany, Namsan, Wyndland, Pupunese, Apocalypse Borg, Kronverg, Woodlands, Lagene, X Country, Sodarnia, Convilla, Faack, CSB SA Union, Saint Von Artemis, Soveriegn, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, Vurk, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, New Vardarland, Britaria, Crucia, Cheesystan, The Sigometh Dynasty, Zaarie, Destyntine, Coque Borie Lethawik, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, Alsted, British Gambia, Greater Bahland, Great Whiteland, Newex Nov Can, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Queroquestan, Grego, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, Iskalland, Ferrra, Name 0 WA Account, New Aust, Der Deutscher Volksbund, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, UFSSDR, Ukrainida, Potatopelago, The Free States of Rome, Xylaria, Estellan, Caparica, Sorocamirim, Stumphosse Res, Foredeland, Canturk, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Xzavaria, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Quincy, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Agrimenia, and Union of Rossiya.

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