The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth
Population | 18.566 billion |
Capital | Kraków |
Leader | Prime Minister Ela Jasińska |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | White Stork |
The Retired ForSec of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.566 billion Polish-Lithuanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,757 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the tightness of border controls in The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth leave a little to be desired, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 313,285th in the world and 1,491st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -643.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Crypto Industrial Complex of New Nator.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Federal Republic of North Alpinia.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The United States of Sorocamirim.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Monarkīja Paġmintaria of Aljamia.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Republic of Chandler Melton4706.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Dual Republics of Kanokla.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The United Socalist States of Soviet Krussia.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Kingdom of Calf of Man.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth lost the endorsement of The Crypto Industrial Complex of New Nator.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Crypto Industrial Complex of New Nator.
World Assembly
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