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Most Influential: 6thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,508th
The Retired ForSec of
Left-wing Utopia
Nihil de nobis, nihil sine nobis
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth

Population18.566 billion

CapitalKraków
LeaderPrime Minister Ela Jasińska
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalWhite Stork

The Retired ForSec of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.566 billion Polish-Lithuanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,757 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the tightness of border controls in The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth leave a little to be desired, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 313,285th in the world and 1,491st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -643.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 6thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,670thMost Pacifist: 1,712thNicest Citizens: 1,878thBest Weather: 2,055thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,097thMost Inclusive: 2,115thHighest Food Quality: 2,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,461stMost Developed: 2,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,881stHealthiest Citizens: 2,918thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,237thSmartest Citizens: 3,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,581stMost Efficient Economies: 3,718thMost Cultured: 3,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,208thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,521stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,661stLargest Governments: 5,265thHighest Economic Output: 5,687thMost Stationary: 5,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,630thLowest Crime Rates: 8,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,209thHighest Average Incomes: 10,988thMost Secular: 13,634thTop
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Nudest: 20,639thLargest Populations: 20,837thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,019thMost Income Equality: 28,922nd
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionNudest: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 140th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » Imperium Anglorum, Lieges, Dauershire, Northern German Federation, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Nuweland, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Super Happy Land, Maritzal, Falvaard, Puerto Thelosia, Outer Sparta, Popaholick, Sinclairtown, Ostermarch, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Umeria, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Aristeme, Kardjali, Alsted, St Scarlett, Nardin, Brakanistan, South St Maarten, Weltbeherrschung, Leszno, Druznia, Belmoren, Nea Europa, Thracia and Crimea, Jim the Baptist, Supcotia, Carignanum, Seristria, Hirota, The Scandinavian Realm, Invernessia, Wiener-Neustadt, Nieuw Gent, Bareu, Chronus, The Champions League, Someseni, and 212 others.Savinecross, New Vorarlberg, Jahass, Ivernia, The Templar Papal New State, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Estellan, New Eestiball, Trixeland, Amicities, United Communes of Chile, Mynox, Othenhiem, Estonesia, Bathera, Konewa, Europe a Nation, Scytharum, Karnea, Salarnsia, Kebabian States, Mombourg, Sicheslav, Stumphosse Res, Ottterland, Alpine Lands, Armbruster, Agausia, Balcem, Younizia, Arsenial, Ti-yor, The Huge Golden Empire, Gorzi, The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, The Oriental Empire, Spami, Ithania, Medici Empire, Leiningerland, Newex Nov Can, Superior Saxonia, Ferranghia, Leranditale, Ombran, Maanenland, HELLLLL, Slavatania, Ausvelt, Zaznia, Iceagea, Kazdestan, Liberalialand, Walfo, Dizgovzy, Etnon, KKoRea, UGBK, Lanakea, Meropis, Rome Ruzalls, Northern Socialist States, Suisserland, Mithrain, Askira, The finlands heavy dictators, Godefargen, Elisabethshagen, Yourope, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Rary, Raghallaigh, Regnum Italiae, MagyaRomania, Ardentiana, Entians, Foudina, Peoplestasine, Sax, Sodarnia, Quaxoglia, Lumermeyr, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Lunder, Wyndland, Agatep, Novaspesia, Wamia, Bastile, Psikuta, Leblancroux, Katuris, Noob Farlands, Granevia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Panorama Paradise, The AbelLandia, Scivonia, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, Brujstan, Liberepublia, Dakea, Skalliad, Lumiarae, Istastioner, The New Palaces, Turkenia, Fictiobourg, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Zantalio, Gor Kebab, Reiserland, Cheesystan, Lagene, Myanerus, Pupunese, Agartia, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, X Country, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Pioneer Pool, Parsininsa, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, Crucia, Basque Dominion, Denyssia, New Vardarland, Sloventa, The Seven Provinces, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Rayakavkaz, Coque Borie Lethawik, Mallor, Garya, Communist-Denmark, Quincy, The Sigometh Dynasty, Vurk, Prussia and Germany, British Gambia, Francoguese, Greater Bahland, DeNorSweLand, Adsuri, Younglandia, Iles Vierges, Skorpiie, New Aust, New Kowloon Bay, Soveriegn, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Eistalia, National Federation, Delphico, Belius, Mollow, Iskalland, Grego, Tax Haven Islands, Ukrainida, Potatopelago, Curtoba, The TriCity, Opiachus WA Mission, United Chinese States, Paidousistan, Mally Piznoopia, MY Holiness, Niean, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Foredeland, Krusha, The Iron Khagnate, The Western European Commonwealth, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, Saracama, The Europians, Dutch Linde, She Bazoabaoba, Flaxland, Spasciria, Pacifian, Jaftonia, Stromia, West Alta, Ziiner, NorthPortugal, Reichinstine, Scotland and the Isle of Man, Karsolovi, Flaey, Leviggo, Soviet Krussia, Kanokla, Chandler Melton4706, Aljamia, Sorocamirim, North Alpinia, and New Nator.

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