The German Kingdom of New Vorarlberg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kaiserin Nathalie with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.625 billion New Vorarlbergers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bregenz. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vorarlbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,384 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vorarlberg's national animal is the Austrian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Vorarlberg is ranked 64,715^th in the world and 366^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,148.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.