The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.756 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 509 trillion Brains a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,221 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 9,886^th in the world and 141^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.32 law-abiding acts per hour.