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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 580thMost Influential: 1,031stMost Secular: 7,217th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
faack you, you faackin faack !
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Faack

Population1.206 billion

CapitalFaackin City
LeaderJohn Faackinson
FaithThat Faackin Thing

CurrencyFCK
AnimalCoyote

The Rogue Nation of Faack is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Faackinson with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.206 billion Faackers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faackin City. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Faacker economy, worth 117 trillion FCKS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,458 FCKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faack's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is That Faackin Thing.

Faack is ranked 250,964th in the world and 1,303rd in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 26.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 580thMost Influential: 1,031stTop
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Most Secular: 7,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,071stBest Weather: 10,635thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,318thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 18,465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,051stHealthiest Citizens: 19,360thMost Cultured: 19,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,315thSmartest Citizens: 23,471stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 30,362nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 197 » Thracia and Crimea, Umeria, Basque Dominion, Calicov, Iceagea, Ortigia, Leviggo, Niemence, Myanerus, Younizia, Foudina, Istastioner, Yourope, Kardjali, Vurk, The AbelLandia, Agartia, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Chronus, Kallvetzia, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, Wamia, The Full Moon, Cambany, Ang Worspar, New Genovia, X Country, Convilla, Northern German Federation, Lagene, Rary, Wyndland, Maritzal, Invernessia, Kronverg, Raghallaigh, New Vardarland, Zantalio, Adhria, Nova Espana, Krinenia, Sax, Dakea, Leblancroux, Astaraion, Vientina, Ouidland, Konzhov, Gorzi, and 147 others.Hankhank, Agatep, Troyes islands, Rome Ruzalls, East Ase Palmars, Empire of Draconia, Agausia, Northern Socialist States, Lieges, Weltbeherrschung, Berlin and Hanover, Woreyland, Zaznia, Ostermarch, Brakanistan, Bareu, Foredeland, Wombelland, UGBK, Karnea, Delubia, Salarnsia, Zanthamun, Ansstatt, Nagocia, Newex Nov Can, Spruce, Saint Von Artemis, Wiener-Neustadt, Jahass, Pinenses, Dauershire, Ferranghia, Apocalypse Borg, Lunder, An Clar, Armbruster, Slavinorika, Tikonia, Leszno, Falvaard, Southern Whateverlandia, Heritagela, Kebabian States, Kluz, North of Americas, Thracia Republic, Leranditale, Detek Lunesta Qok, Mynox, Cot Deviet, Scytharum, Arsenial, Saarenmaa, Pilipinas and Malaya, Etnon, St Scarlett, Woodlands, CSB SA Union, Bastile, Parsininsa, Balcem, Greater Tiberia, New Eestiball, Katuris, Yahlia, Trixeland, Walfo, Entians, The Champions League, Scivonia, Leiningerland, Irminsulia, Fictiobourg, Namsan, Novaspesia, Toinetopia, Pupunese, Skalliad, Konewa, Wrussland, Ansington, Slavatania, KKoRea, HELLLLL, Alpine Lands, Reiserland, Amicities, Dark Matter, Southern Inter-pret, Goudystan, Western Balkania, Lumiarae, Red Bull Ring, Koseowonn, Flejan, Super Happy Land, Maanenland, MagyaRomania, Dipretorian, Eastoria, Nardin, Psikuta, Nova Prussia, Soleilland, Regnum Italiae, Ithania, Ottterland, Coque Borie Lethawik, Jim the Baptist, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, Outer Sparta, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Sigometh Dynasty, Alsted, Greater Bahland, Someseni, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Great Whiteland, Soveriegn, National Federation, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, Name 0 WA Account, -floptropica-, Eistalia, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Ukrainida, Caparica, Stumphosse Res, Opiachus WA Mission, Granevia, MY Holiness, Paidousistan, Quincy, Mally Piznoopia, Xzavaria, Union of Rossiya, Potatopelago, Sarcie, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, and Montecrux.

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