The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Federal Council of Sicheslav with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.56 billion Sicheslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichegrad. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicheslavian economy, worth 919 trillion Sicheslav hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,240 Sicheslav hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Federal Council of Sicheslav to meetings with foreign heads of state, what goes down must come up, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime is totally unknown. Sicheslav's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Sicheslav is ranked 210,477^th in the world and 1,059^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 269.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.